Rules for Dating My Daughter

Quotes on dating my daughter

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. There are not enough words I can say to describe just how important my father was to me, and what a powerful influence he continues to be. And yet, you will adore your daughter every day of her life, hoping to be valued again, but realizing how fortunate you were even if you only get what you already got. She makes him feel like Christmas.

Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. You can call it what you want to call it. Develop the divinity that is within you.

You do not touchIf you pull into my drivewayShe makes him feelAs you stand in my front

If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. In exchange, he makes a secret promise not to see the awkwardness of her teenage years, the mistakes she makes or the secrets she keeps. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.

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You do not touch my daughter in front of me. If I ask you where you are going, and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight.

My father is a man like no other. Having a wife and daughter gives me a lot more purpose. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar.

Never forget I loved you first. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe.